Geez, you guys are no fun... let's see some enthusiasm!!!
OK, at the risk of sounding like a total teeny bopper, lets get some Avril going
Diver Boy (Or D|\/3R B0I
)
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He bought a gun,
To go with his float,
Can I make it any more obvious?
He liked to dive,
He'd stay out all day,
What more can I say?
He wanted fins,
The Omer's were swell,
(Secretly he liked Cressi as well)
He saw a Sea Hornet,
And stuck up his nose;
It tended to aim like a firemans hose.
He was a diver boy,
He said look at my new toy,
It had a vastly increased range,
Now he's out shopping late,
His new cam suit feeling great,
He doesn't see he's looking strange.
Five weeks from now,
He's on his boats bow,
Feeding the anchor he's feeling swell,
He ties off the rope,
Jumps in and hopes,
Fingers crossed he wont hit a shell,
He spies a nice trout,
And quickly takes aim,
A perfect hit he scores in the brain,
There's lots of blood,
So he checks around,
Looks up at the dark shape bearing down
He was a diver boy,
He said look at my new toy,
It had a vastly increased range,
Now he's out shopping late,
His new cam suit feeling great,
He doesn't see he's looking strange.
Sorry boy but you missed out,
Well tough luck that trouts gone now,
He used to be the bities friend,
But this is how the story ends,
Too bad that he couldn't see,
See how hungry was that sharky,
There was more than met the eye,
The poor things starved, eating small fry
He's liked to dive,
And it liked to hunt,
Can I make it any more obvious?
They'd make a good team,
Make a lot of folks scream,
If he wasn't such a girl,
Tough luck to the diver boy,
The shark was soon filled with joy,
Eating the fish that diver scored,
He now goes to Florida,
Chasing barracuda,
But he never gets real bored