OK sports fans, 20 points to whoever can guess how interesting my work is at the moment...

I hate writing about myself though so someone else come with a nickname that end's in 'ee'
Superman (to... hey, to Superman

by five for fighting)
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I can't gulp down air,
Resist the urge to breathe,
I'm just out to try,
To dive past fifty three
I'm just like a man,
Obsessed with the sea,
I'm swimming in warm stuff now,
My suits full of pee,
And it's not easy
To be Loopy
I think that I should try,
To learn some new technique,
I just hate the fact,
The blood's flown from my feet
I'm not asking for help,
Not for your sympathy,
But even scuba guys don't do it for me,
I may be obsessed,
But won't you just see,
Ever diver has a right to the sea,
And it's not easy,
To be Loopy
Exhales, they don't even bother me,
They feel all right,
The make your lungs go tight,
And your sight go hazy,
For a wee bit
I can't stay too dry,
I swim cause I feel free,
I just hate the fact,
The water temp's thirteen
I'm only a man,
With my silly big feet,
Searching this deep sea wreck,
For my nightly feed,
Only a man,
Trying out my Cressi's,
Searching for abalone,
On this deep sea reef.
And it's not easy,
To be Loopy