Ahh dammit, I missed it... oh well, here's my attempt - you're english right Sam? How about some 'good ole fashion english music'

To 'Wonderwall' by Oasis.... (sans bad language)
Cotton Ball
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Today is gunna be the day,
That I'm gunna break through 92,
By now, you should've seen how,
I tend to float like a mouldy shoe,
I don't believe that anybody,
Dives the way I do, when I go down
Backbeat, you watch my little feet,
And they never really seem to moove,
I'm sure, I'd hit the ocean floor,
But that'd interrupt my groove,
I don't believe that anybody,
Dives the way I do, when i go down
And all the threads that hold my limbs are winding,
And all the glue that seals my eyes is binding,
There are many things that I would
Like to say to you,
But I have no mouth
Because maybe,
You won't ever need to save me,
Cause after all,
I'm a cotton ball
Today was gunna be the day,
But I'll never try dive past you,
By now, you should've seen how,
I can swim like a mouldy shoe,
I don't believe that anybody,
Dives the way I do, when I go down
And all the threads that hold my limbs are winding,
And all the glue that seals my eyes is binding,
There are many things that I would
Like to say to you,
But I have no mouth
Because maybe,
You won't ever need to save me,
Cause after all,
I'm a cotton ball
Because maybe,
You won't ever need to save me,
Cause after all,
I'm a cotton ball
Because maybe,
You won't ever need to save me,
Won't ever need to save me,
Won't ever need to save me