Had a dream last night I was singing this for some reason... thought I better write it down
To Good Charlottes 'Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous'
Lifestyles of the Slightly Hypoxic
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You see em on the net,
That's where some of them met,
Freedivers who love to get wet.
All they do is hold their breath,
Looks like they're tempting death,
Thinking how, they better win this bet.
I'd like to see them try CB,
Breathing up while out to sea,
I don't think that they could thrive,
If they could spend a day or two,
Diving beneath the waves for 'hoo,
I think they'd come back with a smile,
They would smile
Lifestyles of the slightly hypoxic,
They're always anoxic,
Always anoxic.
If breathing is such a problem,
Well they got issues,
Someone should solve them
Well did you know when you're training you could end in strife,
Cause there's no point hitting 25 for life,
As long as you've got the cash to pay for carbons
And you know when you're swimming and you arch your back,
And the whole technique throws you right off track,
You could always just make a post on DB
I'd like to see them try CB,
Breathing up while out to sea,
I don't think that they could thrive,
If they could spend a day or two,
Diving beneath the waves for 'hoo,
I think they'd come back with a smile,
They would smile
Lifestyles of the slightly hypoxic,
They're always anoxic,
Always anoxic.
If breathing is such a problem,
Well they got issues,
Someone should solve them
Lifestyles of the slightly hypoxic,
They're always anoxic,
Always anoxic.
If breathing is such a problem,
Well they got issues,
Someone should solve them
Lifestyles of the slightly hypoxic,
We'll take your word you hit 8 just don't stop training
Lifestyles of the slightly hypoxic
Lifestyles of the slightly hypoxic
Lifestyles of the slightly hypoxic
