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Visual gags aside, here's a "real" joke...

An southern immigrant and a Texan redneck are applying for the same job. Sitting closely at a small desk in the manager's office, both of them quickly complete a form and small background questionnaire. The manager soon takes the forms and grades them in the breakroom. After about thirty minutes of awkward glances between the two applicants, the manager returns to the office. The Texan redneck confidently stood up to accept his new job.

"Have a seat, sir." the manager said, "I went over the background questionnaire you've both filled out, and it turns out you both had all of the background skills our company is looking for. Surprisingly, both of you missed the same question on the form. I've given the situation some thought and decided to hire Mr. Gonzales for the job."

"WHAT?" shouted the Texan redneck, throwing his trucker hat down on the manager's desk, "I can't believe you'd pick a dumb ol' foreigner over a true-blood Texan! You just said we missed the same question! How could his wrong answer be better than MY wrong answer?"

"Well." the manager calmly explained, "You see right here?" The manager held up Mr. Gonzales' neatly completed questionnaire next to the redneck's scribbly, eraser-scarred questionnaire. "Question number 32....Mr. Gonzales here replied with an 'I don't know'....and here on your form....you put 'Neither do I'."