[SurfnSpear]

Could you ever be more embarrassed.....?

...I was in the checkout Queue at the Supermarket over the weekend when I noticed that a
rather dishy blonde behind me has just raised her hand in greeting and was smiling at me.

I was rather taken aback that such a looker would be
waving to me, and although familiar I couldn't place where I might know her from, so I asked "Sorry do you know me?" She replied "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children!!! I was a bit shocked and my mind shot back to the one and only time I has been unfaithful, "Christ!! You must be that stripogram from my stag night that I shagged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your lesbian partner whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my arse?"

To my undying shame she replied

"No, I'm your son's English Teacher"