[Groupermadness]

A joke about a couple from Glasgow Scotland.


After having their 11th child (Pocahontas Brittany Larson O'Neill),

aGlesga couple decided that was enough because they could not afford
a larger bed. So the husband went to his doc and told him that he and
his missus didn't want to have any more children (Am no wantin ony
mair weans). The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a
vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
"A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get
a Firework banger available from most east end corner shops all year
round, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your
ear and count to 10."
The Glesga Ned in the Charlie Nicholas parlance said to the doctor,
"I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I canny see how
putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust
me,"said the doctor.
So the Ned went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He
heldthe can up to his ear and began to count: "1" "2" "3" "4" "5" At
which point he paused, ........................placed the beer can
between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.

This procedure is available on the NHS by the way and works in
Govan, Barrachnie, Garthamlock, Clydebank, Parkhead, Caldercruix,
Shettleston, Carmyle and Barlanark.