[sinkweight]

that's my second favorite joke.

Here's one I heard the other day:

A drunk in a bar gets up to use the restroom, the bartender watches him stumble in and the door swing back behind him. A couple of minutes go by and then the bartender hears a blood-curdling scream coming from the bathroom.

Silence.

A minute later, there comes another blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. This time the bartender, worried about the drunk, comes barging in the bathroom door to find the drunk wincing in pain, standing with his pants down and his private parts in his hand.

"Damnit! Are you alright? What is going ON in here?!" The bartender yelled.

"I was sittin' here doing my business, and then when I flushed the toilet, something came up and squeezed the living hell out of my privates! The same thing happened the second time, too!" The drunk cried.

The bartender looked around to see which toilet the drunk was using. Suddenly the bartender whipped the drunk in the head with his bar rag and said, "That's what you get when you crap in the mop-ringer bucket!"

hmm. second joke about crap. Perhaps a change of subject for old stinkweight...er....sinkweight.