[crusty]

A man getting along in years finds that he is unable to perform sexually.
He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things; but nothing seems to
work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man.

The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said, he throws a
white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.
Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once
a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as
you wish!"

The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't
want to continue?"

The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner has to say
is 1234, and it will go down. But be warned: It will not work again
for another year."

The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers
and prowess.

That night he is ready to surprise his wife. He showers, shaves,
and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion and cologne. After he
gets into bed and is lying next to her, he says, "123;" and suddenly
he has the most gigantic stiffie ever, just as the medicine man had
promised.

His wife, who had been facing away from him, turns over and asks,
"What did you say '123' for?