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Dammit, these are getting harder and harder to write...
Freediving ********** She's a good girl, she hates to samba, Hates blackouts and contractions too, She's a good girl, crazy about diving, Loves to spear with her RA too It's been a long day, stuck at my desk working, There's a net site that talks about the blue, And I'm a bad boy for writing all these songs, I'm a bad boy but what can they do Cause I'm free, I'm free diving, Yeah I'm free, Free diving Now all the bubble blow'rs, making lots of noise, Move away real far down the end of the bay, And all the spearo's are diving on the sea mounts, And all the fisherman are cursing all the way Now I'm free, I'm free diving, Yeah I'm free, Free diving I don't want to black out while I'm on my own, I want to live a while 'fore I die, Wanna freedive out into nothing, Gonna join my world for a while
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Sounds like you're in your own little world all right, loopy.
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Hey Loopy,
I think you got talent. Can I interest you in a record deal, hotel room trashing, groupies, a lunch boxes with your face on it, monthly appearances on Letterman, your own line of freediving gear? I'll make you famous! You'll be a star, trust me.I love your songs--maybe I'll spend my first hour at work tomorrow making one up. Right on, man. Some day we'll all have to get together and sing freediving songs and feast on the day's catch. My life has new meaning! (seriously) Pete Vancouver, BC
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Loopy, your skills have inspired me to give it a shot. this is to tracy chapman's fast car.
Fast Craft You got a fast craft, I want a boat ride to a cool reef Maybe we can feed an eel ,Maybe together we can get some crays Any reef is better, shorediving there's much more to lose Maybe we'll shoot something, But me myself I got nothing to prove You got a fast craft, And I got a spot, its on the GPS I been working on my hunting technique, Managed to get a cool tip from abri We won't have to dive too far, just around the point and 2ks of sea You and I can both shoot jobs, And finally do some realy deep diving You see old iya my buddy's got a problem, He dives with the bottles thats the way it is He says his lungs are too crap for breathhold, I say his spears are too thick, there as heavy as lead So the coast guard came around and cuffed him, they'd had a report that he'd shot illeagal fish I said somebody's got to take the place of him, So I gave you a call, thats what I did You got a fast craft, but it wasnt fast enough cause we both got taxed We gotta make a decision, We leave the reef or get the powehead I remember we were diving, diving from your craft the sea so deep that we both got narked Coral reef lay out before us And my gun felt nice, double wrap, short rubbers And I had a feeling that I couldnt go wrong And I had feeling I could feed someone, feed someone, feed someone You got a fast craft, And we go cruising to discover new spots You still ain't shot a job, And I know is because you shoot like a girl I know things will get better, You'll find your aim and I'll get a doggie We'll dive along the deep drop off, shoot a big fish and pay for the petrol I remember we were diving, diving from your craft the kingy so fat it looked like a reef shark Coral reef lay out before us And my gun felt nice, double wrap, short rubbers And I had a feeling that I couldnt go wrong And I had feeling I could feed someone, feed someone, feed someone You got a fast craft, and i was real pissed when you forgot the plug we stayed out diving late at the barge, See how quickly big motors glug I'd always hoped for better, but the viz is still good and the wind is still light I got no plans I ain't going nowhere, So well forget your fast craft and keep on diving I remember we were diving, diving from your craft the sea so flat where the boat had just sunk Coral reef lay out before us And my gun felt nice, double wrap, short rubbers And I had a feeling that I couldnt go wrong And I had feeling I would feed someone, feed someone, feed someone You had a fast cat, but it aint so fast there 20m down we've got to make a big swim now, leave the reef now or get taxed again hopefully they get better from here on Mark |
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Ooohhh, write a song about the bear!
Hmmm... maybe some AC/DC (To TNT...) 'Cause I'm the deepest bear, I aint no lout, The deepest bear, I won't black out...
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I think this works in a weird surrealist kinda way!
Deepest Bear (sung to "Purple Rain" by Prince) I never meant 2 cause u any sorrow I never meant 2 cause u any pain I only wanted 2 one time see u laughing I only wanted 2 see u laughing with the Deepest Bear Deepest Bear Deepest Bear Deepest Bear Deepest Bear Deepest Bear Deepest Bear I only wanted 2 see u bathing with the Deepest Bear I never wanted 2 be your weekend lover I only wanted 2 be some kind of friend Baby I could never steal u from another It's such a shame our friendship had 2 end Deepest Bear Deepest Bear Deepest Bear Deepest Bear Deepest Bear Deepest Bear I only wanted 2 see u underneath with Deepest Bear Honey I know, I know, I know times are changing It's time we all reach out 4 something new That means u 2 U say u want a leader But u can't seem 2 make up your mind I think u better close it And let me guide u 2 the Deepest Bear Deepest Bear Deepest Bear Deepest Bear Deepest Bear If you know what I'm singing about up here C'mon raise your hand Deepest Bear Deepest Bear I only want 2 see u, only want 2 see u with the Deepest Bear
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Ahh dammit, I missed it... oh well, here's my attempt - you're english right Sam? How about some 'good ole fashion english music'
Cotton Ball *********** Today is gunna be the day, That I'm gunna break through 92, By now, you should've seen how, I tend to float like a mouldy shoe, I don't believe that anybody, Dives the way I do, when I go down Backbeat, you watch my little feet, And they never really seem to moove, I'm sure, I'd hit the ocean floor, But that'd interrupt my groove, I don't believe that anybody, Dives the way I do, when i go down And all the threads that hold my limbs are winding, And all the glue that seals my eyes is binding, There are many things that I would Like to say to you, But I have no mouth Because maybe, You won't ever need to save me, Cause after all, I'm a cotton ball Today was gunna be the day, But I'll never try dive past you, By now, you should've seen how, I can swim like a mouldy shoe, I don't believe that anybody, Dives the way I do, when I go down And all the threads that hold my limbs are winding, And all the glue that seals my eyes is binding, There are many things that I would Like to say to you, But I have no mouth Because maybe, You won't ever need to save me, Cause after all, I'm a cotton ball Because maybe, You won't ever need to save me, Cause after all, I'm a cotton ball Because maybe, You won't ever need to save me, Won't ever need to save me, Won't ever need to save me
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Errr... yeah, should be working but what are you gunna do?
To 'One Last Breath' by Creed (think that's the name of the song... One More Breath ****************** Please watch now I'll try dynamic, I'm breathing up and I think it's good, It seems I found the best new warm up. Then I start my routine, I turn back when I reach concrete, But I just need one more breath, And with that I must say, I must say Oh my god, I'm six feet from my best And I'm blacking out... Maybe six feet, Is six too far I'm losing sight now it's all over, This is the part that I really hate, I thought I had enough air in me, Enough to go far I blacked out: buddy save me, I just need that one more breath, And with that I must say, I must say Oh my god, I'm six feet from my best And I'm blacking out... Maybe six feet, Is six too far Chlorine swallows me, And I don't believe there's something left to breathe, So please come save poor me, 'Cause I don't believe there's oxygen for me to breathe, For me to breathe For me to breathe Just holding on, I'm six feet from my best and blacking...
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