Women are evil, the proof!

[Pastor]

As most of you know I am of the mathematical persuasion and would like to present to you the mathematical proof that women are in fact evil:

women require time and money therefore:
.................................................. ........women = time * money
Time is Money therefore;
.................................................. ........Time = money
and;
.................................................. ........Women = Money (squared)
But
.................................................. ........Money is the root of all evil
Therefore;
.................................................. ........Money (squared) = evil
From above;
.................................................. ........women = money (squared)
Therefore;
.................................................. ........Women = evil

[podge]

Pastor mate you really do need a job or a winter hobby or even just an alcohol problem, anything will do mate.

[Bill]

In the 50 years or so since I realized that women are different, that's the most logical explanation that any one has come up with.

[Pastor]

If I may quote Kasner and Newman

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas.

Never truer than above

[Mr. X]

I make no personal comment on this but leave it to the artists...

"Lots of people talking, few of them know,
Soul of a woman was created below." - Jimmy Page, "Dazed and Confused", 1969.

"She is a devil woman with evil on her mind" - Cliff Richard (Christian pop?!)

"Evil woman, don't you play your games with me" Black Sabbath

"E-evil woman, e-evil woman, e-evil woman, evil woman", Jeff Lynn, ELO

YouTube - E.L.O. Evil Woman

"Evil woman, evil woman. Evil woman" - The Doobie Brothers

"Evil woman child" - Ricky Nelson

"She's evil as could be
Well, that woman is so evil
She's too evil for me" - Champion Jack Dupree (what a great name)

"You've got to change your evil ways, baby," - Carlos Santana

"She just grunts when I call baby, hmm one evil child
I said, lord, maybe you can help me, because shes a strange and evil child" - BB King

"Listen all you men
Be good and be warned
Hell hath no fury
Like the wrath of a woman scorned" - Nazareth

YouTube - Evil Woman - John Mayall & Peter...

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I think I notice a pattern.

[ocean_314]

hmmm well now how evil is my wife? She demanded that i sell my business 7 years ago so i could stay home with the kids, so she could work and make the money. Said she was bored out of her mind. she gives me money for grocerys and other esentials like diving gear. She demands that i go deer hunting as she loves fat free vension, she has a killer body and wants to keep it. she demands that i dive for dugeness crab and fish, picking up the kids from school on my way home. and then she just grins from ear to ear as i cook her dinner.
Yup women are evil!!!!

[Jonny250]

Ocean, man that's just how it is for me too!

Woman may be the square root of all evil, but The Big Man took the rib from Adam to make 'em....

Nice one Pastor :-)

[Marwan]

wow ocean, you should start a support group for your lifestyle mate life is tough indeed..

[atomichaggis]

I suspect Ocean 314's wife works for the inland revenue.

[Pastor]

Well at least she isn't demanding a constant shagging like mine is, got to be grateful for something!

[Oldsarge]

Brag, brag, brag . . .

[ocean_314]

constant shagging? no she just wants one long shagg evey night. lmao damn i am bored i wish i could start working again.

[island_sands]

oooohhh you guys are in sooooooooo much trouble

[podge]

Originally Posted by island_sands

oooohhh you guys are in sooooooooo much trouble

AAHHH talking of wicked women, Island_Sands,
Oysters my dear?????

[Pastor]

Originally Posted by ocean_314

constant shagging? no she just wants one long shagg evey night. lmao damn i am bored i wish i could start working again.

Well I have proven that women are evil beyond doubt, yours must either be defective or the deluxe model