Happy Birthday to Me!!!

[podge]

oops a bit late here to sorry about that
Happy Birthday anyway hope you had a good un.

[spaghetti]

A bit late for the birthday wishes but...
Hyeparis, marry me!!!

[hyeparis]

I can do that Spaghetti, but on several conditions
your parents have to be rich and prepared to embrace the good old tradition of giving up a generous dowry to me
you have to accept polygamy and established hierachy as I already have several wives and you will be the junior wife until I marry somene else
and finally, the Pastor would have to bless our marriage.

[ILDiver]

Originally Posted by hyeparis

...the Pastor would have to bless our marriage.

What do you say Pastor? Will you give your blessing? Or will you be to jealous??

[spaghetti]

Originally Posted by hyeparis

and finally, the Pastor would have to bless our marriage.

A threesome you and me and Pastor? Now that's a honeymoon!

[island_sands]

a threesome?? where? with who? Pastor and spaghetti? put podge in the equation as well and i'm in

[hyeparis]

Wait a second! I didn't realize the West has become so secularized that you guys are in the dark about what pastors do. Pastors conduct marriage ceremonies and bless newly-weds, they are not supposed to enter threesome with the bride and groom!
Island Sands, if you wish, I can marry you too. Polygamy is legal in Dubai, isn't it? Are your parents rich???

[fleshy]

Oh dear lord. "The horror.... the horror...."

[ILDiver]

Originally Posted by hyeparis

Wait a second! I didn't realize the West has become so secularized that you guys are in the dark about what pastors do. Pastors conduct marriage ceremonies and bless newly-weds, they are not supposed to enter threesome with the bride and groom!
Island Sands, if you wish, I can marry you too. Polygamy is legal in Dubai, isn't it? Are your parents rich???

OH! A Pastor, not the PASTOR! I was confused, I thought you had a thing for spags and Pastor. As for Sands....not sure she can keep up with you guys!

[island_sands]

Originally Posted by ILDiver

OH! A Pastor, not the PASTOR! I was confused, I thought you had a thing for spags and Pastor. As for Sands....not sure she can keep up with you guys!

ha!!! come over here and say that.. i'll whip your hiney boy!!

[fleshy]

Sands sensuality is famous on the site. Im sure you knew that IL. Shes more than a match for a drunk Armenian, and an Italian. By the way congrats on the italy win spag, I was watching sports center during my lunch break.

[island_sands]

Originally Posted by hyeparis

Wait a second! I didn't realize the West has become so secularized that you guys are in the dark about what pastors do. Pastors conduct marriage ceremonies and bless newly-weds, they are not supposed to enter threesome with the bride and groom!
Island Sands, if you wish, I can marry you too. Polygamy is legal in Dubai, isn't it? Are your parents rich???

Polygamy is legal yes.... however, only for a few certain people Man i was hoping you'd be the one with money. I drained my Dad's bank account years ago

[Mr. X]

Happy birthday Hyeparis

[ILDiver]

Originally Posted by island_sands

ha!!! come over here and say that.. i'll whip your hiney boy!!

Promises, Promisies....

[Mr. X]

Originally Posted by island_sands

a threesome?? where? with who? Pastor and spaghetti? put podge in the equation as well and i'm in

Wow, this thread has turned into quite a party.