Happy Birthday to Me!!!

[ILDiver]

Originally Posted by fleshy

Sands sensuality is famous on the site. Im sure you knew that IL. Shes more than a match for a drunk Armenian, and an Italian. By the way congrats on the italy win spag, I was watching sports center during my lunch break.

Really? I'll have to start reading her posts!

[fleshy]

Pastor, are you seeing this? What a ruckus we could have all caused on spearfishing.com... if only we had had a lady like sands!

[hyeparis]

what do you mean by saying that "a pastor" not "the pastor"??? You mean "the Pastor is not a pastor?" What about all intimate confessions I have made to him privately??? Ah??? I knew there was something fishy when he ordered me to repent by sending him a topless picture of the best sheep at my farm in Armenia!
Speaking of sheep, Island Sands, I will be prepared to abandon my principle of only marrying up and make you my second most senior wife. You won't even have to cook or clean the house, if in addition to teaching freediving for money, you will agree to run small errands as well as herd sheep and milk goats. You see, every wife has to pay off otherwise the marriage as an institution will become bankrupt.

[podge]

Originally Posted by hyeparis

you will agree to run small errands as well as herd sheep and milk goats. You see, every wife has to pay off otherwise the marriage as an institution will become bankrupt.

I can think of better things to put Madam Sands to work on than milking goats or herding sheep…….
I reckon she’d be good at polishing yer tableware

[spaghetti]

Originally Posted by podge

I can think of milking Madam Sands

Podge you really do read my thoughts

apologies sands just my primitive mediterranean humor

[Marwan]

I Love russian Birthdays man!!
PARTY ON!!

[island_sands]

Originally Posted by podge

I can think of better things to put Madam Sands to work on than milking goats or herding sheep…….
I reckon she’d be good at polishing yer tableware

Hey polishing the silverware is a speciality and I insist on keeping it polished regularly

[island_sands]

Originally Posted by spaghetti

Podge you really do read my thoughts

apologies sands just my primitive mediterranean humor

spaghetti mio sei un cazzo, que ha fato?? Veni qua que te lucido tutto

[Marwan]

i dont know man, but lucido tutto sure sounds bad!

[spaghetti]

Originally Posted by island_sands

spaghetti mio sei un cazzo, que ha fato?? Veni qua que te lucido tutto

You wouldn't dare to say it in english, would you? I hope you won't!

(but I gladfully take it as a formal invitation )

[fleshy]

Babblefish couldnt translate that one...

[podge]

Originally Posted by island_sands

Hey polishing the silverware is a speciality and I insist on keeping it polished regularly

You can’t beat a bit of brasso except with maybe a little French wax…

[island_sands]

Originally Posted by podge

You can’t beat a bit of brasso except with maybe a little French wax…

Nah doesnt beat the Brazilian wax

[podge]

Originally Posted by island_sands

Nah doesnt beat the Brazilian wax

Brraahhh you’re an absolute gem me dear, don’t ever change.

[Spaniard]

God how did I miss this thread? Right, I'll marry the lot of you, shag loads of concubines, be Sands norty-slave, carry Podge about, cook for Spaghetti and read to Hypo-man whilst nubile netball-players stuff grapes into his mouth!