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Just when you thought it couldn't get worse or better depending on your frame of mind, the Sultan of Smooth has hooked you up yet again!
It's the December Caption Contest!Be the first in your trailer park to sport some new DB gear! You come up with the funniest line or two, the most visually inspired piece of PhotoShop, or the best prose, (it means a poem ), you can check under the tree you slept under and roll with a DB T-shirt or a DB coffee cup! Yo quero sweet? Tired of divers not coming back breathing? Sick of suits? Frustrated that you have nothing else to do than wish you could dive instead of shovel snow? (OK, so it's summer in OZ... ) Take out some holiday stress on the DB judges and impress us all with your wit! How? New here or shy? No prob, that's what I'm here for... Check out the photo below, in which no animal testing was held, and hit the Post button with your entry. Really funny? Great! Enter more then!! Is this a joyous Noel or what?? Hint from the Sultan... win this one and get the T-shirt a size smaller for your friend ! Be totally smooth and whip it on her under the Mistletoe! Karma will be yours!! Yours in yuks, sven DB Comp Guru
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sven Sultan of Smooth "Wherever you go, there you are." - Buckaroo Banzai Last edited by icarus pacific; May 9th, 2008 at 18:10. |
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"I'm sorry Mister Spearo, but a 7/16 shaft will NOT get the job done on THIS fish!"
Erik Y's dirty contribution
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the long trail of silk and neoprene told all, but where was the gun? Don Quan of the Deep brought it with him..."4 Rubbers might come in handy!"
"Stumbling upon a Mermaid, Sven decided he didn't need to hunt anymore that day..." "He left his fins at the door, but this was not another case of FREE Imersion" Willer
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DeeperBlue Team Leader NAUI Scuba Instructor Last edited by Amphibious; December 3rd, 2002 at 05:06. |
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Hahaha
![]() "It's not the size of the fins but the stiffness" Hmm, that's kinda crap, I'll write a song or something... Erik you rule!!
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" As Smooth as it Gets"
"She said that her door didn't have number but I could recognize it anyhow.."
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"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you'r gonna get" Forrest Gump. |
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Quote:
Bullseye "I hope the floopers of the shaft are not too big" No its just slip tip..... This thread will going further than family show.... ![]() |
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spearos two favourite outfits..
"I'm just a freak with a Neoprene Fetish...." said ambitious.. * this didnt even start as suitable contest for children judges... Tuomo Last edited by tuomo; December 3rd, 2002 at 11:53. |
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Oh well while Im heading for trouble..
Eve went for a swim in a fish filled lake in paradise. God spoke: "D*mn it. I'm never going to get that taste out of the fish!" j/k, not caption.. ![]() |