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#1
January 3rd, 2003
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2003... how cool is that?!
Good fortune and your ISP has seen fit to guide you here to DB and the laughter you heard came from right here. And it's all your fault!  Slide back from the monitor, minimize the porn sites, the spreadsheets and the "Lonely Diver" chat rooms and take a gander at the photo below and come up with a title or caption for it. All of you Photoshop types, knock yourselves out as well. You show the DB judges de smooth that you got funny game, you slide away with a DB T shirt almost sure to be the right size or a DB coffee mug that needs no washing before use. The DB Contest judges are too cool to fall for just any schlock, so bring your "A" game and bring it often. And speaking of washing...  sven Keepin' it DB clean 
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sven Sultan of Smooth "Wherever you go, there you are." - Buckaroo Banzai Last edited by icarus pacific; May 9th, 2008 at 18:10. 
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January 2003 Caption Contest!!!
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#2
January 3rd, 2003
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Even the ajax and brillo pads couldnt clean Sven of Decembers dirtiness
 But Sponge Bob said he could do the trick...
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"Do or do not...there is no try." - Yoda Last edited by rigdvr; January 3rd, 2003 at 16:30.
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January 3rd, 2003
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Bubblebath, check.
Massage oil, check. Candle, check. Fins, check. A bathroom seduction Sven style... -------------------------------------------------- Oh, its not december anymore is it... 
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#6
January 3rd, 2003
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Sven woke from his samba and found a note:
"We have removed one of your kidneys, call 911 immediately and you may survive. In the meantime stay in the ice bath" Anyone remember that urban legend about the gang who stole kidneys for sale on the black market?
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#7
January 3rd, 2003
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after his omer fins got confiscated by the police (due to last months "incident" - the dec. contest) sven bought new fins and decided to try them out in a new fashion.
im going to have to come up with something better then that... 
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vincent Deeper Blue Forum Mentor everything i say reflects the opinion of a teenage male subject
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#8
January 3rd, 2003
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To bath or not to bath? Fin is the question?
I have got to win some time!!!!!
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Sharky :-} dive safe and drink beer! I am a Dive Master now!
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Contest time
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#9
January 3rd, 2003
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That's the worst case of the BENDS that I have ever seen. He just evaporated into one big bubble.
Jon
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UNIRDNA- "Think of me as the Shaman of spearfishing. I prefer to pass forth my knowledge through story telling, and interpretive dance."
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#10
January 3rd, 2003
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"let me see that....SO that's why you have square pants..."
Go Sponge Bob...I wish I lived in a pineapple under the sea
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"Do or do not...there is no try." - Yoda
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#11
January 4th, 2003
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Conditions were foamy with poor viz, but reports of large Hali-butts were frequent.
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