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February 1st, 2003
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Ok so the first month of 2003 is outta the way, you made rent and paid the phone bill, covered your arse with the significant other last night at the Chinese take out place and now here you are...
 Fear not, the Sultan of Smooth and DB's Contest-meister is here for ya! You've been here before, you know the drill. New here? No prob, here's how it works... There's a photo below. There's usually something funny going on in said photo. That "Hey!" thing going on between your ears?, that's funny too. Put it down as a caption for said photo. Do it multiple times and I don't wanna hear about your premture ejection problems, titanium or not.  Hang out for the month, cruise around the threads, maybe stop off in the DB store and pick up a re breather or mask strap and by the end of the month, you'll see who ran the funny and gets a genuine, never been worn  DB T shirt suitable for wearing or changing your oil, or a DB coffee mug, complete with handle and free of stains. Who loves ya, huh?  This is a non denominational deal so if you SCUBA in Aruba, or hold your breath in North Dakota, wear 8 tanks and four computers, or just a snorkel and a smile, it's all good! Be cool with the language and all, this is a family show, but seeing as how this month's model is dare I say, smooth, feel free to wax eloquent. (It means get after it, now and be funny!) PS... this photo is courtesy of Anderson, wotta guy! sven
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sven Sultan of Smooth "Wherever you go, there you are." - Buckaroo Banzai Last edited by icarus pacific; May 9th, 2008 at 18:09. 
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February 1st, 2003
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"when no one was looking sven hit the fish market."
"I need as much fish as you have got love " "why "said the stall owner. "well" said sven " I've a spear fishing contest and I left my spear gun at home". "ok then". At the weight in sven was easly found to be cheating "but I haven't cheated" said sven. What sven failed to noitce was the fact some of the fish was from the carriben and not the west cost were the contest took place. 
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Sharky :-} dive safe and drink beer! I am a Dive Master now!
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#4
February 1st, 2003
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Sven muses over potential spearfishing significance of a crypyic phrase uttered by Rigdivr when Rig invited him to celebrate Mardi Gras on the way to 2james 3rd annual Key Craze ...
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#7
February 4th, 2003
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In a new effort to combat terrorism, the Navy began outfitting divers with the new hi-tech camoflage DCS-1000 (aka Carnivore) wetsuit. While the Navy denies all existence of such equipment, the National Enquirer received this photo of a diver wearing the suit from a reliable source....
Enquiring minds want to know.... Bret
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Bret Durrett Frankfurt am Main, Germany  "Diving - The closest thing to outer space - and it won't cost you $25 million!" (Gotta Love Inflation!)
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February 4th, 2003
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After a second call from his wife, this time with a better signal, he realized he was supposed to have speared some seabass. Smooth as he is he stopped by the market on his way home.
"Hmmmm.......I'd like those four............and could you put a hole in each one of 'em for me". M-2
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February 4th, 2003
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"With a satisfied grin, Sven reflected on how well this comps scouting had gone"
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#12
February 4th, 2003
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"The modern hunter"
"New York Spearfishing" "Dive the Hudson? Yeah right!", thought Sven.
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#13
February 4th, 2003
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3mm Picasso Gloves - $25
Rubber Weight Belt - $50 Piccasso Full Cam Wetsuit - $300 Actually using the line "Hey, wanna see the size of my gun?" on a lady who looks disturbingly like Ellen DeGeneras? Priceless
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Imagination is more important than knowledge - Albert Einstein Last edited by loopy; February 4th, 2003 at 22:40.
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#14
February 4th, 2003
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"The war against terror went to a new level. Brandnew Navy Seals (Riffe division) recruit Sven checks for potential Al-Lobstah members"
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#15
February 5th, 2003
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"Holy Fishsticks! Is that a Mackerel in your dry suit or are you just happy to see me?"
 Bret
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Bret Durrett Frankfurt am Main, Germany "Diving - The closest thing to outer space - and it won't cost you $25 million!" (Gotta Love Inflation!)
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