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#1
July 31st, 2003
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But it's still officially July here! While, er... whilst it's good to early, don't call it premature!
 Seeing as how the DB judges are here reviewing your efforts of last month, what better time than now to crank up the fertile organ up North and drop a contest on ya?  A simple one line example of your sense of humor, a dozen or so paragraphs displaying your horticultural expertise, a humble haiku, it's all fodder for the funny bone. You come out ahead of the throngs, nay legions of DB faithful, you skip merrily away with a T shirt or coffee cup sure to reach your doorstep before the next ice age. And a quick note: No trees were hurt during the shooting of the picture encased belowst. Ante up and throw down, funnyfolks! 
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sven Sultan of Smooth "Wherever you go, there you are." - Buckaroo Banzai Last edited by icarus pacific; May 9th, 2008 at 18:09. 
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It's August already!
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#2
July 31st, 2003
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TREE THINKING:
"Sven, buy a Rob Allen. Sven, for the love of God, buy a Rob Allen, PLEASE!"
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UNIRDNA- "Think of me as the Shaman of spearfishing. I prefer to pass forth my knowledge through story telling, and interpretive dance."
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#3
July 31st, 2003
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"...Garden, or dive?.....Garden....or dive?.....garden....nope, I'm goin' diving!!"
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....timing and placement...
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#4
July 31st, 2003
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" Sven.....go diving!!"
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#5
July 31st, 2003
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"Choose your gunstock with special attention to grain of wood, density, and strength..."
Last edited by OceanSwimmer; July 31st, 2003 at 20:46.
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#6
August 1st, 2003
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Announcing a NEW Line of Spearguns!
Move over Riffe, there's a new line of world class spearguns. SvenMeister promises the highest quality wood guns on the planet in both form and function. Order now and receive your beautifuly hand crafted (and home grown) gun in no more than 25 years! -m
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#8
August 1st, 2003
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"lumber Envy"
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DeeperBlue Team Leader NAUI Scuba Instructor
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#9
August 1st, 2003
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Sven, after having bagged a Saw-fish, lies in wait for the elusive Dog-fish -- a pescatorial delicacy that is often drawn to small trees by the irresistable urge to mark its territory.
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#11
August 3rd, 2003
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"...In a little country town, a long, long way from here,
a blond and bearded spearo, felt desire for a wooden spear. His gun was crafted by hand...from wood you understand... but lets get real, no spear of steel will quite complete THIS brand ! So now the search is on, armed with just a rusted saw... no west coast trees are safe, until that steel spear is no-more! Once Sven has found the branch, and finished shaping it from dirt, the wooden gun will be complete, and BlueCape gets a DB shirt!!" Well, I can always hope 
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#13
August 4th, 2003
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"Hmmm, should I use the saw for a nice clean cut, or the slip-tip for a guranteed landing"
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#14
August 4th, 2003
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"Teak tree junior just found out what happened to the mummy tree"
uh.. lame...
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#15
August 4th, 2003
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Adapted from the Monty Python original...
Sven: I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I dive all day. All: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he dives all day. Sven: I cut down trees. I make my gun. On Wednesdays I go diving' And have halibut for tea. All: He cuts down trees. He makes his gun. On Wednesdays he goes divin' And has halibut for tea. He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he dives all day. Sven: I cut down trees. I skip and jump. I like to shoot Riffe's. I put on women's clothing And hang around in bars. All: He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps. He likes to shoot Riffe's. He puts on women's clothing And hangs around in bars?! He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he dives all day. Sven: I cut down trees. I wear high heels, Suspendies, and a bra. I wish I had a RobAllen, Just like my dear Papa. All: He cuts down trees. He wears high heels, Suspendies, and a bra?![talking] What's this? Wants a RobAllen?! Oh, My! And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter![singing] He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he dives all day.He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay. He dives (wink wink) all night and he dives all day.
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