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#1
January 30th, 2004
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OK, ok... so I went walkabout for a month. We're all still here right?
Here's the dealio- you take a long, loving look at the photo below. You put all those IQ points that Mom and Dad paid for you to develop at school, and you try regularly to piss away, towards coming up with the funniest one liner or poem or three part bar, whatever, long as it's funny. You post said funny here. And wait. And wait some more. And maybe a little more.  Whilst you wait, if you come up with more funny stuff, hey, share it with us. It's all good. Long as it's fairly clean.Because you see dear DB member, the Caption Contest judges are also my kids, masquerading as the coolest kids on the planet.  And these kids know what crap is and what's funny. The got it from their Mother I guess... That and there are more than few youngsters here as well as oldsters acting young, so be cool, otay?  Your entry gets tabbed as dakine or da one  you gonna be sooo lucky brah!! 'Cause you get to either sport a DB T shirt (as seen on numerous, well , a couple, ) of the handsome-r and prettier types in the diving community OR a real life DB mug to sip your bev from. Life gets sooo god, huh?So if you blow bubbles, or hold it, it don't matter as long as you don't suck. Comprende? That's aussie for "Cotton"? or Canadian for "eh?" Game on. Seeing as fins are all the talk...
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sven Sultan of Smooth "Wherever you go, there you are." - Buckaroo Banzai Last edited by icarus pacific; May 9th, 2008 at 18:09. 
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2004's First Caption Contest
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#2
January 30th, 2004
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After much diet and excercise, Sven finally found out why his feet had hurt since he was a child
Oh and dude: I'm sooooo glad you cut the "Riffe" out of the pic... Means we keep our PG rating...
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Ah! sir, live - live in the bosom of the waters! There only is independence! There I recognise no masters! There I am free!
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#3
January 30th, 2004
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hmmm... they looked bigger in the ad
or Mum! Dad's gonna do his dynamics in our kiddie pool again!
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Ah! sir, live - live in the bosom of the waters! There only is independence! There I recognise no masters! There I am free!
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#4
January 30th, 2004
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Old Chinese saying: Man with big feet, have problem with flipper
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Ah! sir, live - live in the bosom of the waters! There only is independence! There I recognise no masters! There I am free!
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#7
January 30th, 2004
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One look at the latest misteak and Sven vows never to try converting metric to U.S. fin sizes again.
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Bill, 'cuz that's what my parrot uses for toilet paper. Aloha
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#8
January 30th, 2004
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SVEN: " That's funny, I fit into her high-heels just fine?"
Jon
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UNIRDNA- "Think of me as the Shaman of spearfishing. I prefer to pass forth my knowledge through story telling, and interpretive dance."
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#10
January 30th, 2004
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You think you have constipation? The poor guy had to buy new fins every time he went to the bathroom!
Adrian Last edited by Adrian; January 30th, 2004 at 23:25.
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January 31st, 2004
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"The heartbreak of a bad pedicure."
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Fashion Crime....
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#12
January 31st, 2004
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OK! Who washed the fins in hot water?
And another one: Sven! You aren't coming out of your room until you finish your homework! Adrian
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#13
February 2nd, 2004
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I thought they said these fins wouldn't shrink in the water?
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 FreeFloat Toronto, Ontario You will never know what you can and cannot accomplish until you try
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