It's March!!

[icarus pacific]

So it must be time for a Caption Contest

Winter is crawling slowly towards that early sunlit Spring, where the thoughts of diver and pedestrian alike turn toward dusting off the tool as well as the tools of the trade and what better way to usher in the budding blooms than with some humor, no?

And seeing as how this crowd seems to fancy the fancies...

mmm... fancies.

[Jon]

Looks Like Sven's packing his bags and heading to San Francisco to go get married before the Supreme Court shuts them down.


Jon

[flyboy748]

While his friends on the "outside" scorned his choice of apparel, Bob thought his new roommates would approve.

Now if only he could find his snorkel....

Aaron

[Adrian]

The evidence was there, no matter how many times he looked, it just didn't go away. She was getting out of control! Invading a freediver's last refuge wasn't a good way to start a relationship with his new wife though. Why did she have to put her things in his equipment locker? Weren't the three walk-in closets he bought for her enough? He sat down on the floor and let out a savage snarl. Catching a glimpse of himself in the mirror he couldn't beleive how much he had changed since getting married. What was she going to do next? Paint the tips of his fins with her favorite nail polish? Wear his weightbelt to the hairdresser? Unable to fight against the raging fury building up inside, his heart finally gave up in a massive stroke and and then started to slow down into what was to become his Personal Best in static. A rather permanent Personal Best.

Two hours later Shirley walks in and finds his body on the garage floor. Gasping, she runs to the phone. "Marge Marge!" She cries excitedly, "It worked!!!", "Sure thing honey," her friend replied, "Just make sure they are freedivers - and rich!"







Adrian

[icarus pacific]

Jeez, Adrian... we ever get together and take up office at a corner cafe whilst the locals ass, er, pass... we'll slay em!

[shaneshac]

There's nothing women like more , after a good "dive" session, than a shiny pearl necklace from their man

The evidence is right there!!!!!!

Cynthia hope you likes HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

dive

[LioKai]

After viewing the picture, a whole new meaning to the kind of "smooth" Sven is refering to in his title of "Sultan of Smooth"

[LioKai]

After carfully studying and reviewing each article of evidence found in the box marked 'Alternatives to Viagra', Deputy Peccorini heads off to the shower where he can be alone to wash himself as fast as he wants.







(please remove the content of this post if this is above the limits of acceptable behavior for the forum)

[Erik]

Originally posted by LioKai
he can be alone to wash himself as fast as he wants.

LOL!
Erik Y.

[OceanSwimmer]

Originally posted by shaneshac
There's nothing women like more , after a good "dive" session, than a shiny pearl necklace from their man

The evidence is right there!!!!!!

Cynthia hope you like HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

dive

Busted!!!

[DeepThought]

After giving up on dolphin kicks, Sven has decided to create a new underwater propulsion style after his favorite nudibranch - the spanish dancer.

(I think this nudibranch is nicknamed the same in english )

[Shadowkiller]

Pearls? I always thought Sven was an Abalone poacher..

(note: this in no way implies Sven has ever done anything untoward with abalone... expcept that mask thing..)

[Shadowkiller]

This years Key Kraze was going to be extra "special"

[Pezman]

The Swede was evaluating just one more pair of Finns when Officer Peccorini burst in on the scene, mistakenly thinking that one of the Finnish lasses had been screaming his name.

[Pezman]

Turns out that there really is someone by that name on staff at the Sonoma County sheriff's department.

http://www.sonomasheriff.org/news/arc1-2002.html

Hopefully I am way, way out of their jurisdiction .