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Ok, so now that the place is secure and I've found my way back here, let's get back to what's really important- coming up with funny sayings to the photo I put up.
This month's Contest is going to be short, it being the 17th here and who knows when it is where you're at, so your best bet is get right after it and be funny. Now look, being funny means being fairly decent, as in no obvious profanity and the like. And believe me, I have this English language thing down pretty cold, so don't even try to put one past me. ![]() That said, Wisconsin (it's a state Funniest caption takes home a DB t-shirt or mondo espresso holder. Welcome to the new and improved place. Now someone tell me where my little blue squares went...
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sven Sultan of Smooth "Wherever you go, there you are." - Buckaroo Banzai Last edited by icarus pacific; May 9th, 2008 at 18:06. |
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Daaaaaa! Which way did he go George ? Which way did he Go?
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" try not to bend the spoon, only realise the truth ,there is no spoon and you will see thats it your self that bends" wisdom from the bald kid |
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This is TOO easy!
<Sung like Kermit the Frog from the Muppets> "It Ain't Easy.... Bein green!" ![]() Bret
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Bret Durrett Frankfurt am Main, Germany ![]() "Diving - The closest thing to outer space - and it won't cost you $25 million!" (Gotta Love Inflation!) |
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Or better yet....
"I KNOW that fish has to be here somewhere!" B
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Bret Durrett Frankfurt am Main, Germany ![]() "Diving - The closest thing to outer space - and it won't cost you $25 million!" (Gotta Love Inflation!) |
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Seeing as Ted's 2 year old Black lab could only hold his breath for 35 seconds he needed a new "best friend" to retrieve the free shafted crappies.
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Do you realize there are 4-year-olds walking around New York City who have never seen a Yankees world championship? |
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Fish swims up and smoothly says "too many vitamin Bs huh?"
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" try not to bend the spoon, only realise the truth ,there is no spoon and you will see thats it your self that bends" wisdom from the bald kid |
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Man was always renowned for taking advantage of nature.
Here we see sven using an organic armrest to aid in his relaxation
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Shaca www.medfish.com |
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"Ok..look pal. the fish live down here. you humans live up there. capicce??
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the Mack Daddy of Arabia- pimpin camels for a living Last edited by mishu1984; November 20th, 2004 at 01:42. |
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1) Teamed up for hunting
2) Ted, cover my flank! 3) Which shall I choose? Never mind, I take them both in one shot! 4) How conviniand to have this nice soft armrest to level. cheers, Carlos.
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www.freeapnea.nl -~- Discover yourself in the deep -~- |
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Darn! Another limeologist here! When the heck will they send down a kiwiologist or a strawberryologist? I'm tired of swimming around in all this lemon juice!
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5) Am I seeing double? 8)
6) And it's matchpoint! Anna Kournikova is ready for her service, the audiance hold their breath while they try to memorise the curve ... of the tennisball. Cheers, Carlos
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www.freeapnea.nl -~- Discover yourself in the deep -~- |
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Down at the 17th green Tiger lines up his birdy putt watched closely by Phil "the fish" Mickelson
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Always looking for new places to spear; lie awake at night thinking about spearing when I'm away from the sea; very jealous of all the south africans, australians, hawaiins, americans etc etc who have it on their doorstep |