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Old November 18th, 2004
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Exclamation The REAL November Caption Contest!!

Ok, so now that the place is secure and I've found my way back here, let's get back to what's really important- coming up with funny sayings to the photo I put up.

This month's Contest is going to be short, it being the 17th here and who knows when it is where you're at, so your best bet is get right after it and be funny. Now look, being funny means being fairly decent, as in no obvious profanity and the like. And believe me, I have this English language thing down pretty cold, so don't even try to put one past me.

That said, Wisconsin (it's a state ) had it's DB delegate Jon send me a photo of Wisconsin reprobate, Ted, in fine form in the crystalline waters that are the local watering hole. Makes ya wanna move there, huh?

Funniest caption takes home a DB t-shirt or mondo espresso holder.

Welcome to the new and improved place. Now someone tell me where my little blue squares went...
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Re: The REAL November Caption Contest!!

Daaaaaa! Which way did he go George ? Which way did he Go?
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This is TOO easy!

<Sung like Kermit the Frog from the Muppets>

"It Ain't Easy.... Bein green!"



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Or better yet....

"I KNOW that fish has to be here somewhere!"

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Re: The REAL November Caption Contest!!

Seeing as Ted's 2 year old Black lab could only hold his breath for 35 seconds he needed a new "best friend" to retrieve the free shafted crappies.
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Fish swims up and smoothly says "too many vitamin Bs huh?"
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Man was always renowned for taking advantage of nature.

Here we see sven using an organic armrest to aid in his relaxation
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"Ok..look pal. the fish live down here. you humans live up there. capicce??
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1) Teamed up for hunting

2) Ted, cover my flank!

3) Which shall I choose? Never mind, I take them both in one shot!

4) How conviniand to have this nice soft armrest to level.

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Always dive with a buddy.....
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Darn! Another limeologist here! When the heck will they send down a kiwiologist or a strawberryologist? I'm tired of swimming around in all this lemon juice!

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5) Am I seeing double? 8)

6) And it's matchpoint! Anna Kournikova is ready for her service, the audiance hold their breath while they try to memorise the curve ... of the tennisball.

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Ted and the Bass searched in vain for the bag of limes, unfortunately nature had played a dirty trick..........
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Re: The REAL November Caption Contest!!

Down at the 17th green Tiger lines up his birdy putt watched closely by Phil "the fish" Mickelson
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Fish: "Did you also notice the water just got warmer?"
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