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#1
October 14th, 2005
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Anybody else wondering where the Hell the year (or I for that matter) has gone?
 One of the very few plus sides to hurricanes and the like is that the offshore oil fields and ocean-borne construction projects take a beating and enter me with my trusty helmet and hose  . Thing is that the connection speeds at 400 and something feet are slower than when I'm at the palacial digs in the sticks. Go figure. But whilst I bask in the rarified Sun and sip this latte in this cafe so thoughtfully equipped with a 'puter, let me get back to bidness...Below is a photo of a well developed lass paying homage to a denizen of the deep, and pity it's not me. You need to take a looong look at said photo and come up with a funny one or twenty liner that will impress the DB judges enough to have them contact the DB higher-ups and have them part with either a T shirt or a coffee/tea mug, either of which will undoubtedly imprees blondes such as seen here and put you into the game along with Mickey.  You have until the end of the month with coincidentally is just about the amount of time she gave me. Who's the Sultan eh? 
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sven Sultan of Smooth "Wherever you go, there you are." - Buckaroo Banzai Last edited by icarus pacific; May 9th, 2008 at 18:06. 
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#2
October 14th, 2005
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Notice Mickey's strategically placed right hand . . . "Hey, honey, wanna know why mice have such a high birthrate?"
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#4
October 14th, 2005
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"Ya know, Minnie, if you would'a worn a bra in your younger days, you wouldn't have to tuck 'em in your shorts. See?"
 Sorry but that was the first thing I could come up with before coffee..... Bret
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Bret Durrett Frankfurt am Main, Germany  "Diving - The closest thing to outer space - and it won't cost you $25 million!" (Gotta Love Inflation!)
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#5
October 14th, 2005
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Quote:
 i noticed that couldnt quite make it out great photo sven 
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 Stevie once said he thought of you travelling the world on a tide... beautiful thought. Miss you sx
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#6
October 14th, 2005
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[Blode whispering behind her grin]: "So it is all settled?"
[MikeyMouse muttering]: "Yes, yes, tonight I'll introduce you to the deepest bear."
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#7
October 14th, 2005
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"Done? Good, can I have my other glove back now?"
Peace, Erik Y.
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#8
October 14th, 2005
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#9
October 15th, 2005
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Its usually Mickey with the arm up his rear...
oh me, oh my, a muppet reference already...
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Ah! sir, live - live in the bosom of the waters! There only is independence! There I recognise no masters! There I am free! Last edited by icarus pacific; October 15th, 2005 at 19:45.
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#10
October 15th, 2005
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Mickey: Nice implants baby, like mine?
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Ah! sir, live - live in the bosom of the waters! There only is independence! There I recognise no masters! There I am free!
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#12
October 18th, 2005
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.....oh crap.
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#14
October 19th, 2005
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What really makes that photo hilarious is that upon closer examination, ..............Minnie looks a bit pregnant!
She has a bit of a belly, ........the big question now is who is she gunning for??? Hmmmmmm, let's see.......... Winnie the Pooh? No chance, ...... rumor has it he and Eeyore are domestic partners! Could it be Donald Duck? No, ...... I heard he suffers from premature equackulation! How about Goofy? Yep, that must be it because I know that I have complained many times that my wife, "is F#cking Goofy"!!!!
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#15
October 21st, 2005
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OK, anyone remember this song?
Hey Mickey, You're So Fine! You're so fine you blow my . . . . Snorkel? Doesn't quite have the same rhythm, does it? or..... Are those weights in your swim trunks or are you just happy to see me? and finally, in the same vein.... Talk about an integrated weight system! Your lumps help you sink and mine help me float! If we go down together, we should hit neutral bouyancy! 
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Bret Durrett Frankfurt am Main, Germany "Diving - The closest thing to outer space - and it won't cost you $25 million!" (Gotta Love Inflation!)
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