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#1
June 3rd, 2006
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Sometimes being me doesn't suck.
 Here's a smattering of fins that I'm just getting done thrashing for a survey to be posted in the site here in a month or so.  All you need to do to win a DB T-shirt in a size close to yours or a DB coffee mug fresh from the dishwasher is to put up a funny line or 12 to the photo of a few of my favorite things.  DB contest judges now on break will gather the votes and let you know the beginning of next month. So wipe the drool from your piehole and get with the funny.
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sven Sultan of Smooth "Wherever you go, there you are." - Buckaroo Banzai Last edited by icarus pacific; May 9th, 2008 at 18:06. 
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#3
June 4th, 2006
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More fins than a woman has shoes...
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Ah! sir, live - live in the bosom of the waters! There only is independence! There I recognise no masters! There I am free!
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#4
June 4th, 2006
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Sven is back from Finland!
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#5
June 4th, 2006
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Svens new pickup line: Its ALL in proportion baby...
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Ah! sir, live - live in the bosom of the waters! There only is independence! There I recognise no masters! There I am free!
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#6
June 4th, 2006
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Where's your fins for Saturday and Sunday, Sven?
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Brianna ~~*~~ "She waits inside the pause. Inside her. Now. This very moment. Now. She takes rapidly the air, in gulfs, in preparation for the distances to come. The pause ends." - Theresa Hak Kyung Cha
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#7
June 5th, 2006
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We regret to inform you that after the latest penis enlargement procedure you just went through, there will be some modifications to your freediving equipment. You will need:
3 fins with foot pockets for the 3 legs and 2 blades for the hands to maintain balance 
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DeeperBlue.net Regional Advisor "The warm Heart of Egypt" Adrian..DeeperBlue
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#9
June 5th, 2006
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Now, if you water them and give them lots of sun they will grow into a collection like jimdoe2you has!
 Jon
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UNIRDNA- "Think of me as the Shaman of spearfishing. I prefer to pass forth my knowledge through story telling, and interpretive dance."
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#10
June 8th, 2006
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Did Imelda Marcos take up diving?
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#11
June 8th, 2006
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"Here we have early 21st century diving "fins". These devices predate custom human genetic modifications and were usually worn by people on their "feet". (note - early 21st century humans did not have wings or gills yet, feet are what we now refer to as "claws" or "tails" depending on air or sea adaption.)"
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#12
June 8th, 2006
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Five blades for the closest shaves you can get.
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"Gaze long into the abyss, and the abyss gazes into you." Friedrich Nietzsche Beyond Good and Evil, Aphorism 146
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#13
June 8th, 2006
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This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home.......
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Freediving Forums Mentor That's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things. http://freedivingbenny.blogspot.com/
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#15
June 8th, 2006
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Forwaaaaarrd . . . march! Yer left, yer left, yer left, left, left!
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Have speargun, will dream, Sarge Holland's .375: One Planet, One Rifle! Hungry DeeperBlue Hunting Mentor If it moves, eat it. If it doesn't move, give it a kick. Then eat it! Last edited by Oldsarge; June 8th, 2006 at 21:11.
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