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#1
November 4th, 2006
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Ahhh, now that the rain has begun and my inner clock resets itself from manic to merely confused, let me let you all in on the latest in the continuiing debacle that is DB's Caption Contest.
 Seen below is a photo of a couple of lads doing what is most important- getting wet and hauling back dinner. Seen taking a few minutes at depth to blow off a little nitrogen and reclining on the rig to boot, the only thing wrong here is- nothing. Those of you claiming that communication is most important are urged to turn off Oprah, scratch yourself in public and jam those feet into some fins.  The funniest one or few lines ascribed to the photo nets you huge accolades as well as some DB swag in the form of a Tshirt or coffee mug. Having both, I can tell you that winning here, doesn't suck.  And just in case some of you clowns think about going to the "Hey, but they're on SCUBA!!" card.... I have less of a tolereance for the freedive/SCUBA tossing than DB does, which is zero.  This is about your humor, not your soapbox. Peace and enjoy your November. 
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sven Sultan of Smooth "Wherever you go, there you are." - Buckaroo Banzai Last edited by icarus pacific; May 9th, 2008 at 18:06. 
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#3
November 4th, 2006
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The Twelve Days of DB Diving
On the first day of diving, my true love gave to me: A brown deer caught in deep sea. On the second day of diving, my true love gave to me: Two fish with spearos, And a brown deer caught in deep sea. On the third day of diving, my true love gave to me, Three F1s, Two fish with spearos, And a brown deer caught in deep sea. On the fourth day of diving, my true love gave to me: Four singing dolphins Three F1s, Two fish with spearos, And a brown deer caught in deep sea. On the fifth day of diving, my true love gave to me, Five Bubble Rings, Four singing dolphins, Three F1s, Two fish with spearos, And a brown deer caught in deep sea. On the sixth day of diving, my true love gave to me, Six squid a-laying Five Bubble Rings, Four singing dolphins, Three F1s, Two fish with spearos And a brown deer caught in deep sea. On the seventh day of diving, my true love gave to me, Seven legs a-missing Six squid a-laying, Five Bubble Rings, Four singing dolphins, Three F1s Two fish with spearos, And a brown deer caught in deep sea. On the eighth day of diving, my true love gave to me Eight Divas diving Seven legs a-missing, Six squid a-laying, Five Bubble Rings, Four singing dolphins Three F1s, Two fish with spearos, And a brown deer caught in deep sea. On the ninth day of diving, my true love gave to me Nine scubies swimming Eight Divas diving, Seven legs a-missing, Six squid a-laying, Five Bubble Rings Four singing dolphins, Three F1s, Two fish with spearos And a brown deer caught in deep sea. On the tenth day of diving, my true love gave to me Ten sea lions leaping Nine scubies swimming, Eight Divas diving, Seven legs a-missing, Six squid a-laying Five Bubble Rings, Four singing dolphins, Three F1s, Two Fish with Spearos And a brown deer caught in deep sea. On the eleventh day of diving, my true love gave to me Eleven shampooers shampooing Ten sea lions leaping, Nine scubies swimming, Eight Divas diving, Seven legs a-missing, Six squid a-laying, Five Bubble Rings, Four singing dolphins Three F1s, Two Fish with Spearos, And a brown deer caught in deep sea. On the twelfth day of diving, my true love gave to me Twelve apneists ascending Eleven shampooers shampooing, Ten sea lions leaping, Nine scubies swimming Eight Divas diving, Seven legs a-missing, Six squid a-laying, Five Bubble Rings Four singing dolphins, Three F1s, Two Fish with Spearos And a brown deer caught in deep sea. Happy November to All. Cheers, maytag. Last edited by maytag; November 5th, 2006 at 19:14.
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#6
November 4th, 2006
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"Cheese"!
-...Smile Joe, smile! blub blub -I'm smiling...blub blurr -Are you? blub blub Last edited by spaghetti; November 4th, 2006 at 22:24.
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#8
November 5th, 2006
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looks like well be eatin fish allllll week................ my wife is gona kill me
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when adversity strikes, we strike back.-coach tree. Last edited by colt.45; November 6th, 2006 at 21:21.
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#9
November 5th, 2006
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The swiftly rising Log catches both divers unawares as it smacks them both in the groin both nearly losing their dinners. (You can see the look on both their faces!)
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#10
November 5th, 2006
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Diver1: Thats the 18th photo..
Diver2: I'm down to my last bar of air! Diver1: Oh, no he's going to take another one! Diver2: I'm out....im outttt...
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Ah! sir, live - live in the bosom of the waters! There only is independence! There I recognise no masters! There I am free!
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#11
November 5th, 2006
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Damn, Sven, the response to this one is first rate. Everything I could think of was already posted. Good work, guys, this is going to be a fun month!
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Have speargun, will dream, Sarge Holland's .375: One Planet, One Rifle! Hungry DeeperBlue Hunting Mentor If it moves, eat it. If it doesn't move, give it a kick. Then eat it! Last edited by icarus pacific; November 6th, 2006 at 14:23.
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#12
November 5th, 2006
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Quote:
Scratch yourself in public? Use Billy Connolly's method: Stand in an area with lots of people, and shout loudly, I REALLY NEED TO SCRATCH MY F---ING ARSE!! (people will then look away) Scratch comfortably. Sorry, cant think of a caption for the photo, its bedtime and my mind is on other things
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 Stevie once said he thought of you travelling the world on a tide... beautiful thought. Miss you sx
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#13
November 6th, 2006
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Quote:
It's bedtime and your things are on my mind!!! 
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