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#1
April 2nd, 2007
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Avast! As in "Hey you!!"
Well now that abalone and lingcod are back in season, the months of self mutilation are over, the Sun is out, the dirt digs a tad easier and dammit, let's dive! Or at least give funny captions to photos of others doing what we can't at the moment. I should start a contest for porn...  Below, please see the photo to which you merrily add a sentence or 12 demonstrating your wit or lack thereof. You have some fancy "addacaption" type software, have at it. Those of you less fortunate but able to spell are judged the same. 'sall good, just mind the language.  The winner this month will score a copy of Dale "Gone to Baja" Pearson's DVD. It gets no smoother.  Losers can also get one by sending him a PM or an email, but why pay for one when all you have to do is be funny here??  Fish are gonna bleed. 
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sven Sultan of Smooth "Wherever you go, there you are." - Buckaroo Banzai Last edited by icarus pacific; May 9th, 2008 at 18:05. 
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Avast!! It's April!!
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#2
April 2nd, 2007
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Hot dang uncle Jim I almost didnt recognise you there. Next time lay off the disguises will ya, sumone mite hit ya in yer head!
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Dive safe and shoot straight - Hénré - ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably why so few engage in it" - Henry Ford -
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#4
April 2nd, 2007
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excuse me fish is my spear still sharp
Fish ,ouch yes.
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#5
April 2nd, 2007
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mmmmmmmmmmm tastes like chicken!
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#6
April 2nd, 2007
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"Do ya feel lucky, punk... well, do ya?"
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"Live your own life, for you will die your own death" Roman proverb... http://www.beyondselfnow.com/
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#7
April 2nd, 2007
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There once was a fish in the deep..
who felt the hairs on his gills start to creep. On turning around, he suddenly frowned, as he realised his life was now cheap. To escape, he needed a trick.. his fins were weak, and his tail would'nt flick.. but his fishy-life was spared, by a hunter unprepared, who pulled the trigger, safety on..and just... CLICK Jeff 
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#8
April 2nd, 2007
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"Fishy, I would not harm thee for the world but thou are swimming where I am about to shoot."
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Have speargun, will dream, Sarge Holland's .375: One Planet, One Rifle! Hungry DeeperBlue Hunting Mentor If it moves, eat it. If it doesn't move, give it a kick. Then eat it!
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#9
April 2nd, 2007
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#10
April 2nd, 2007
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"now, lets see, he's on his 12th contraction, its 30M to the surface, no break away and a 3M leader on the spear, I'm 5M away.. if I just move back a little into this cave it's rubber-suited man for dinner......."
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#11
April 2nd, 2007
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FISH, It's what's for dinner........
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UNIRDNA- "Think of me as the Shaman of spearfishing. I prefer to pass forth my knowledge through story telling, and interpretive dance."
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#12
April 2nd, 2007
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Are you talkin to me?
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Freediving Forums Mentor That's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things. http://freedivingbenny.blogspot.com/
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#14
April 2nd, 2007
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"I am not a fish, you are having nitrogen narcosis halucinations." "Honey! (Now desperation in her voice) I'm your wife!!!"
Last edited by Adrian; April 3rd, 2007 at 11:21.
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#15
April 2nd, 2007
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why dont you drop the lumber pal and fight like a man...
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DeeperBlue.net Regional Advisor "The warm Heart of Egypt" Adrian..DeeperBlue
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